imsogeekster

It’s been a very long weekend. I require a foot rub, butt rub, head rub, and a ride to the bedroom because I don’t want to walk anymore today.

Sometimes he forgets how to couch. #DeNiro #sundog

Sometimes he forgets how to couch. #DeNiro #sundog

Why hasn’t my brain sent a signal to my ovaries to cut the shit because we’re not doing the having babies thing?

Even I was surprised to find out that it was not, in fact, a fivehead.

Nothing like thinking you’re picking up a tuft a dog fur, and then it scurries off because it’s actually a fucking spider.

Never taking my glasses off again.

No, it wasn’t Halloween; I was just bored. #tbt

No, it wasn’t Halloween; I was just bored. #tbt

thekidshouldseethis:
Theo Jansen’s Strandbeests, wind-powered sculptures that walk on the beach.
Watch the video.

thekidshouldseethis:

Theo Jansen’s Strandbeests, wind-powered sculptures that walk on the beach.

Watch the video.

Why does nobody on Scooby-Doo question the existence of a talking dog? I mean, except for Shaggy, they all realize there’s a more logical explanation for all the ghosts and monsters they run into, but they’re perfectly accepting of having conversations with a fucking dog. Oh my God, if DeNiro ever started talking to me, I’d probably shit myself.

It’s unnatural for them to be this close without fighting. 

Also, GET OUT OF MY SPOT, YOU DICKS. I’M TIRED.

It’s unnatural for them to be this close without fighting.

Also, GET OUT OF MY SPOT, YOU DICKS. I’M TIRED.

My day was pretty shitty, then this happened.

My day was pretty shitty, then this happened.